I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

“Boner boner boner, boner-boner; e.g. Boner.”

we all do it. I feel the same...and that some of her stuff comes off kinda sexist? but like...she did a LOT of good and Ruth’s gotta Ruth!

But she’s done more good than harm, so I’m probably picking the wrong nit.

Dr. Ruth (Ms. Ruth if u nasty) should never, ever cool her considerable jets.

And let’s not forget the advice people love to give to pregnant women! I swear every stage of life is just people asking about your life and then telling you what to do about it.

It’s pretty difficult to binge watch with my husband, because his ass falls asleep a lot. So I watched most of OITNB without him, and felt guilty about it. Now, I am watching it again with him — at a limping pace — and trying not to spoil anything. I am forced to be on a long damned funeral march and pretending like…

God I know. That must have been before the construction of the wall of passive-aggression and Amazon bro sweat.

I still can’t believe the Real World got in somehow.

Sounds like he really digs white people.

took this long for one of the members of the watch to fall asleep so that he could make it through our defensive perimeter

prayers because at this point in time this community needs exactly that, we need prayer

This comment + your username = 💜

But did the woman ask them if they knew when Christmastime was at all? Because that’s the important question.

Agreed. Maybe it’s not “novel” anymore, but it’s still really impressive.

“No one is impressed by your dumb choreographed videos, OK Go.”

Totally. Like “You’re an Asshole” is a metaphor for what you are because when you type you are basically spewing hot shit onto the keyboard.

“it’s more often than not meant in a sexually demeaning way”

She is a writer and she knows words have different meanings.