daaaamn, Benjamin, his eyes are full on red. I think there could be a thread of just Lupita speech reaction gifs. Jamie, Jennifer and Bradley also had watery eyes

Okie-doke. You're wrong. Especially about the meanness (seriously, on what planet is BJ Novak's writing "mean"?)

Hells ya!

LOL this is cute

She has a point. That's exactly how other entertainment industries works. The Seahawks all retired when they won the Super Bowl, Beyoncé will never make another album since she broke all those records, and tom hanks hasn't been in a movie since "Big."

The mark of someone terrible at their profession:

I don't understand these people, and I won't respond to them.

I just really love the fact that he got 'HERMIONE' but called Ron 'Jacob'.

Harry Potter books/movies were awesome. They have no idea what the hell they been missing, I say this as a 29 yr old girl who recently moved and protected her beloved HP Poster.

I'm sure she's lovely but I hated blonde-hat-chick as soon as she was all "I don't read fantasy novels." *valleygirleyeroll*

I feel nothing but pity for these people. A mind that has not had the pleasure of visiting the world of the Harry Potter books is a disadvantaged one indeed.

He seems so adorably awkward!

I'm with you. I'm content with just knowing people want to have sex with me. I like being invited to the dance but I don't want to go!
However, I do have sex with my guy 2-3x/week. He wants it 2-3x/day so I compromise!!

Reminds me of a line from a film I saw years ago - wish I could remember the name of it. It was set in an office. It may have been "In Good Company", not sure. Anyway, these three guys are talking about what's the best sex they've ever had, and they're saying who they had the best sex with, and they get to the third…

Perhaps less masturbation would lead to more desire for sex.

So sorry to hear that. My experience is a little different but it still applies. I saved a man from drowning once. He was already unconscious when I pulled him out of the sea. In the process I came as close to death as I ever want to be until the day it is finally my turn. I am simply not as fit as I once was and to…

The thing is, the law isn't on the side of good samaritans so much. They get put in jail, sued, fined, you name it.

The chances of getting stabbed are slim (particularly considering there are 2 people versus one IF the attacker had a weapon).

Condensed version of a very long story: Many, many years ago I had a crazy man who was making VERY serious threats against me (I'm gonna kill you and let my dog rape you type of shiat) on the subway. I just pretended not to notice (I was worried if I reacted - even just by getting off the train - he'd react) but…

Bless you for enduring this, Kate.