lonnietinks
Creature from the Black Lagoon
lonnietinks

Yeah, I’m not angry at her for saying it, just really sad for her that this is how she feels about what happened to her.

1)Thank you.

Honestly, this attitude is very common from people who have been assaulted. When I responded to hospital calls, they would spend a lot of time thinking and critiquing their own actions. It’s horrible to think, but it’s sometimes easier to blame yourself than to confront the reality that a gang of men decided to

Chrissy Hynde, I doubt you’re reading this, but...it wasn’t your fault.

Just smile, congratulate the newlyweds and tell the bride she looks radiant. That’s all you need to do to successfully navigate a wedding.

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

After being dead for 18 years, my father in law still has a stalker.

This story is one that happened to a friend’s family. My friend’s father is an incredibly well-spoken, intelligent guy, so when his father died, he was chosen to give the eulogy.

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated

23 hours plus emergency csection here. I hear these stories and feel so envious!!

Any attraction to James Spader is science

I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....

What does one do with a trophy lion head? I imagine that showing it off to people elicits “divisive and emotionally charged” reactions, so I would guess that he just sits around in his basement staring at the big cat heads on the wall jerkin off.

Again, I deeply regret that my pursuit of an activity I love and practice responsibly and legally resulted in the taking of this lion. That was never my intention.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

This is insane.

My local Pizza Hut got whined at in the news by some lady who said they kicked her out for breastfeeding. They responded with a letter to the editor - “We had no problems with your breastfeeding. We DID have a problem with your changing the baby on the table.”

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also

Just a reminder: your insurance plan very, very likely covers adult MMR boosters totally free (thanks, Obama!).