And Jezebel, you have done it. I'm actually crying. Yes yes yes. I feel constant negativity just from the way people talk about their own birth experience. Its gotten to a point where I am actually thankful to have been on bed rest for the past 6 weeks because I don't have any outside human interaction. But that…

Christy Mack is a fucking hero for being so open about her ordeal and her road to recovery. She is helping a lot of people with her willingness to share, and I hope she knows that.

The women who star in the porn that I cling to at night like gollum with an erection while he cries bitterly are SO BELOW ME. Seriously. I'm so much better than those whores. Now excuse me, I need to clean up all these tissues and then go microwave a hot pocket for dinner.

I'm due in one month and I've gained 30 lbs. I haven't given two fucks about what I've eaten, though I've tried to avoid a lot of caffeine. I have exercised a total of zero times. I go to Five Guys and get a double bacon cheeseburger and fries whenever the craving hits (every 3 weeks or so). I cook fajitas, pot roast,…

PLEASE Michael Pitt! Boardwalk Empire went straight to shit when he left.