And “Housewives.”

We can do two things at once. We can also worry about what shoes a celebrity is wearing when she officiates a friend’s wedding.

Anytime he grudgingly allows someone on his PR team to write a decent tweet in his name, I wonder how much he writhes at the injustice of having nice things attributed to him! Kind of like when a teacher or parent forces a kid to apologize to his worst enemy for something he did or said, and they make the kid say it…

Yes, the air conditioning, and cushy chairs to sit in after standing in lines for hours.

When I see early portraits and drawings like this one, I marvel at how quickly we humans evolved into our current proportions! Poor things couldn’t keep a purse strap on their shoulders, that’s for sure!

I think we should crop her ears. And then I’ll let you toss her to the cats.

I say we crop her ears. I know someone who can do it. He’s not a vet, but....

Land sakes, Mr. Cuthbert, why didn’t you just say so in the first place?!?

I think it would help if white people had more exposure to black celebrities “playing themselves” — as in, not just acting or musicking or sportsing or reporting, but also being shown in their normal personal lives, in videos and interviews, talking about their interests, hobbies, circumstances, opinions (not just…

I wish there were a way that this victim could read your comments and the other well-wishers commenting here. I’m sure she’s surrounded by victim-blamers and is probably currently going through the same reactions you went through, and it would be nice for her to hear from kindhearted outsiders.

A dirty-footed *brown* hippie, at that!

Craigslist does that, too. If you flag a post, they just hide it from you... I guess so it doesn’t continue to upset your delicate sensibilities. So frustrating!

Well, now you got me curious, so I clicked. The summary: there’s a paragraph somewhere in which the disciples asked MM why J loved her more than he loved them (since apparently he kissed her more than he kissed the rest of them), and she replied with “there’s a lot of stuff he told me that he didn’t tell y’all,” so…

I would have loved a Book of Mary Magdalene.

Short women are about to be skewered for all those below-the-belt selfie hugs!

I have no doubt the Fox News insiders have been plotting to manufacture one somewhere, since if they had found anything legit, they would have reported it by now.

Loud breaths with nose-hair whistling as accompaniment.

Lucy Maud Montgomery was indeed a beacon of sunshine at all times, at least in public. If you read her journals, she suffered a lot in private. ...Oh, you meant a different LMM? ;-)

Has anything like that been proposed in Congress? ‘Cause it needs to be!

No, I’m sure Trump is a perfectly respectful, decent, loving husband who views his wife as his equal.