Rooting for you to get your inheritance sooner rather than later!!

Most dads that I’ve known firsthand (including my own) have always been either terrible or neutral. Or absent.

I’m so glad you only had to suffer his abuse for your first 8 years. Yay cancer, for once? I hope that your next 40 years are much happier than your first 40.

My father is a narcissistic racist who was born in New York in the 40's, where he was racist against Jews (although his ancestors were probably German Jews), then he moved to a place where there were Hispanics and became racist against Hispanic people, then he moved to a place where there were African Americans and…

If I were rich, I’d invest in a bunch of drones with cameras to fly all over the desert and find migrants, then swoop down in my helicopter and pick them up and give them water and food and a place to take a long nap where ICE agents can’t find them.

“Hilariously lazy”... possibly inattentive-type ADHD. (Basically the opposite of the hyperactive stereotype.) Go to Amazon and read the summary and some reviews for the book “Women With Attention Deficit Disorder” by Sari Solden. See if anything sounds familiar. If I guessed right, that book will change a lot for you.

Mine says “Arugula.”

If you’re 37 and haven’t had a craving for kids yet, you very, very likely never will. And that’s very okay!

When Elizabeth Bennett is playing tug-of-war with the Irish wolfhounds outside Darcy’s bathroom window in the BBC Pride & Prejudice.... <3

Sounds like you do a lot more housework than I do! Is your relationship with your wife well-balanced in the division of chores, employment, child care, in relation to your respective capacities? Maybe she could be a little lenient about pushing in the chairs, for instance? My husband leaves cabinet doors open all the…

Doesn’t sound like any run-of-the-mill injury. Doctor time for you, stat!

Are you in a detached home or multi-family building? Are you surrounded by concrete or forest? Subtropical or Arctic climate?

I know a lot of conservatives... I might just copy/paste this and make an anonymous email account and send it to them!

They don’t need as much willpower, because they’re only overcoming the “working out” hump, while people who are overweight are overcoming the “working out while being stared at disapprovingly” hump, whether real or imagined.

Everyone there (except the royals on their shaded balcony) must be absolutely miserable. Why put people through this every year??? You’d think that after the first few occasions of soldiers fainting, they’d think “hmmm, kinda brings the party down a bit” and move the event to a cooler month... or indoors... or not at…

I’m pretty sure there’s nothing on Earth that isn’t advancing faster than dentistry.

If it helps, when I see overweight people at a gym, I just admire them for their incredible willpower. Not kidding. (I lack willpower and have let many gym memberships lapse.)

Trump wouldn’t say it to inferior peons like Apprentice contestants. Junior said it himself that Trump is very direct when he commands his children and underlings. Trump said it to Comey because he’s intimidated by him as someone in a position of power to hurt him.

The “With Friends like These” podcast went into detail about the similarities between the Comey/Trump situation and sexual assault victims/perpetrators. It’s midway through the episode “Justice is a Mechanical Duck.”

Sincere thanks!