“I would leave my wife without a husband, my children without a daddy, rather than kneel to the very forces of evil that I have so long stood against”

Twice now as I scrolled past this article, the video started autoplaying. The first time really freaked me out because I was way past this article, so no video on the screen, and these very confrontational ghost voices came out of my laptop and it was all echoey like they were in a cave so I thought there really were…

Or guard rails? Like metal poles that you can slide open when the train comes?

The first day of my first real job, I go out to lunch with my new boss, and as we leave the fancy office building lobby, I step into the same revolving door slot as her, not realizing it was a one-person-only sized door, and she says “oh!” in a surprised way and then we baby-step shuffle around the 180-degree turn in…

Oh... wow. Eek. That’s... easy to spell, at least!

What surname did they choose for their kid? (Idle curiosity; not a stalker.)

You’re surrounded by red counties. The smart kids in those counties come to Austin for college and jobs. So, yeah, everyone they left back home voted Trump. You could start a non-profit to host these folks during holidays and breaks so they don’t have to go home!

Yes, please!!! A basic intelligence test for all of our politicians! How many countries/states/continents/oceans can you name? How many Presidents can you name? How much do you know about the Constitution?

I’ve thought about inventing a toy/game for kids where they build an Ark and then fill it with animals. The kick is that the toy animals are correctly to scale, and there are a LOT of them. I thought it would be funny if it were a mail-order toy, so they get the ark first and some of the basic animals (lion, giraffe,…

I also came from a Catholic upbringing and went to a liberal college. I was totally unprepared for Campus Crusade for Christ! I was also “befriended” by one of them, but when she asked to meet me after Spanish class to talk about Jesus, I brought two atheist friends along, and they tore her to pieces. I felt bad for…

Wash is a Republican now?!?

Yeah, all I have is Netflix, so there are a LOT of really popular shows that I’ve never seen. :-(

Y’all remember that Jezzie who used to defend Lindsay Lohan in all the comment sections back in the day? I wonder where s/he is now?

There’s a new method being tested to reduce urban rat populations... birth control! A feed-thru oral contraceptive of sorts that prevents ovulation in girly rats. Scientists have developed similar oral contraceptives for wild horses, deer, and other animals whose population is normally “controlled” by hunting and…

Yeah, but animals can only carry a disease if the disease is there already. Not sure there’s a lot of plague going around these days!

I came here for the rat love.

All I see is a giant fishing for humans, using a traffic signal as bait.

What kind of blood would there be that isn’t “uterine blood”?

This photo of Clarkson and the photo of Steve Harvey just below it are samesies. Black and blue outfits, hand gestures, microphones. It’s funny! I’m imagining that they’re standing side by side onstage, singing “Islands in the Stream.”

The phrase is actually “laughing in one’s sleeve.” So you’re still right.