Shadowrun is hands down my favorite RPG. Just had to say that.

John Amos would be a GREAT Logan.

A “masculine camp” sounds like something that Ted Cruz would organize.

Basically a highbrow version of a Seattle-style hotdog, which are fucking delicious, though usually only eaten when wasted at 3 AM.

You deserve more stars for this.

Gabriel Union is a great choice. I hear ya on LGJ’s age, I just think he’d be so perfect. Though I also kinda love the idea of Ving Rhames in that role...

Definitely not new, but in this case it serves as a pretty accurate review and summary of the article content.

Thank you Logan. Thanks for the chicken.

And since I’m just talking to myself here, how about Tessa Thompson for Shiv? 

And I feel like Winston Duke is a better choice for Tom Wambsgans (or is it Tambsgans?) - Tom is noticeably larger than everyone else on the show except for Greg. He’s also the only one who looks like he’s ever done a day of work in his life other than perhaps Logan.

I like Louis Gossett Jr. for Logan.

I think that is the destination we are all sailing toward.

I imagine that John Wick is what Europeans picture when they think of visiting America.

Probably because “Siri Holmes” sounds too much like “Cereal”.

I shudder to think what you’ll do if they ever come out with a Quadruple-Stuf Oreo.

They probably meant “cult”.

He was not. IIRC, it was explicitly a cash grab, a way to make his fiction writing into a tax-free institution.

Russian trolls just keep getting stranger and stranger.

Danny DeVito sought for questioning.

As a straight white guy, this also sounds like a good time to me. Most of the time when I feel the need to open my mouth anymore it’s to negate something another straight white guy says.