Thanks!

So I guess the question is, what’s his caucus like?

I really like ‘em as a topper on a half bagel with salmon cream cheese. They add a nice crunch.

Way to bury the lede there, Soylent - of COURSE it means he will be vulnerable to the forces of Xenu!

I’ve also got a script idea about a very tough, grizzled man with a mysterious past who turns his home into a boat and takes it up and down the Mississippi fighting all comers. It’s called “Rowed House”.

Yeah, the news source is trustworthy, but the article cited is from April and the poster is conflating two different stories.

That does sound like something Harley Quinn would say.

And playing video games. Don’t forget that.

Sounds like they were too sexy for this song.

I’d go further and say all Nissans should be profiled. For a long time I wondered if turn signals came standard on new Nissans, or if they were an add-on.

It’s seriously silly.

As someone who absolutely adores Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and who thinks it is a classic, immortal film, I am utterly offended that you would imply that there’s any part of that movie that wasn’t silly.

Stephen Miller.

I grind my beans by hand using a little haribo - it takes less time for me to grind the beans than it does for the kettle to boil, and I find it’s a good way to wake up my body in the AM, not to mention somewhat meditative.

No, Folger’s Crystals are definitely the way to go for scientifically formulated coffee. They’ll even tell you they’re the best part of waking up, which is a very strong assertion that goes far beyond what a typical cup of coffee could even hope to promise.

I feel like Steve-O already issued the definitive statement on this topic.

Wow. I’m glad and sorry I googled that. I found the image very quickly by googling “Kara Young and Dipshit”, so I guess at least I have that small bit of joy.

I never really got into it, but the missus loves it so we have a copy on DVD from way back. And I love me some Bette Midler so I’m not bothered.

So true. But how do you put a dollar value on that?

I want to ask him if he deliberately misspelled “stupidest” but I also don’t want to feed the obvious troll. It’s...a conundrum.