At first I thought you were kidding and/or that they were doing a “bit”...but no, that’s an actual Russian troll. Their conversation history is just bonkers, and their username is objectively hilarious in context.

If only there was such a thing.

And they literally charge you money to leave New Jersey. A fiver just to escape into Philly. That should tell you everything you need to know about Jersey.

So true.

Are you saying Michael Keaton can’t sing?!?!

I’m just happy Quinta Brunson’s getting some coverage and love. She’s immensely talented and adorable to boot.

I’m outraged that people feeling outrage on behalf of people who don’t feel outrage has caused liquidfake1 to feel such outrage!!!

No need to lampoon her tactics.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Was he really an anti-semite though? Seems like a stretch.

Maybe that was referring to the courtesy flush method ;)

Agreed - though I’d also add that ideally any add-ons are chopped and fried along with the meat and cheese so it’s all just a big gooey blob (exceptions being a cheese steak hoagie and a pizza steak).

To be fair, the missus orders cheesesteak with mushrooms all the time, and she’s never lived outside the Philly area. And I occasionally dig a cheesesteak hoagie, which usually includes mayo, and also has lettuce and tomato. So I don’t really think there are rules, as long as it’s a big cheesy meaty mess.

Dammit, I can’t add a video for some reason. 

Tangentially, I feel like this is about as close to perfect art as one can get -

The soundtrack is indeed great - the Bob Dylan parody always has me in stitches.

That’s an aggressive take.

I guess at least they’re not blaming Reggie Jackson.

I hope they get Brooke Shields to play Michael Jackson.

Wow, you ain’t kidding. I agree about the impression she makes, and also think that she must have some pretty great taste in movie roles.