I couldn’t agree more, and I appreciate you saying it.

Yeah, and maybe they’ll hold a benefit concert for him while they’re at it. Like they’re going to give a fuck if some place doesn’t want to host Dave Chappelle. 

Let’s be real - that dude doesn’t own a business, bakery or otherwise. He’s a troll.

My mom spanked me once.

I really hope it’s pronounced “bowaaak”...I imagine it being an onomatopoeia.

Valid point...I guess he just looms so large for Psycho and The Birds that I assumed there must be a third one out there!

No Hitchcock?

Seriously, I have to agree with spermpop and ask why in the hell he was ungreyed. I’m guessing it was 99%sweat that did it, but how? Why?

Yeah, obviously delis provide samples because they’re extremely worried about you getting an extra scoop of potato salad.

That’s...quite an image. Most strip clubs don’t allow touching, much less fisting.

It is definitely a shame and a sin that Chuck Wepner doesn’t own any of the Rocky franchise rights.

I did not know that. But in checking up on it, I stumbled upon this, which seems relevant - and scathingly funny.

Are you from Georgia? I’ve known other people from there who do the same.

Tangentially, if you told someone in England that your fanny was swelling from overeating, they’d be pretty confused.

Makes me wonder how they know for sure that you installed the device outside your house/four walls. I mean, I know that’s what it’s designed for, but I can think of reasons people might put one inside the house, and that would make sharing the video with po-po a serious violation of privacy.

If I’m not mistaken, he was wearing a (Canadian) tuxedo.

If any of our actions inadvertently contributed to his death, we will take steps to ensure this never happens again

Also, that post was too well written to be the impostor.

I also have it on good authority that she’s a farter.

Completely agree on him looking like a young RDJ. And also about Doja being a bit ick about this.