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I have nothing against unions in general, but I hate that fucking inflatable rat. There were some crooked unions in Philly that made that rat a ubiquitous presence and a constant reminder that they’d happily follow you home and/or beat the shit out of you for looking at them the wrong way.

That pic at the top should probably come with a trigger warning. I hate to judge someone by their appearance, but he looks like a caricature of a cartoon villain.

You know who else has hands? The Devil! And he uses ‘em for HOLDING!

Sounds like you need some Sichuan pepper in there - that’ll lower the heat intensity but keep the flavors popping. Not sure how it would mix with curry, but then again I’m pretty sure that I’ve had some Chinese-style Indian food that had ‘em as an ingredient, so it couldn’t go too far wrong I think.

And being pro-Max mandate m’self, I’m not sure how I’ll feel about this movie. But I’ll give it a shot anyway.

Probably why he stays in that bottle all the time, to avoid the Max mandates.

I wonder how these assholes feel about IVF. I never hear them railing against that.

But don’t take this site’s word for it!

Or maybe the plant is a perfect analog for Barry in that he’s super cool and a great friend and leads to all this success but, you know, kinda kills people all the time.

That’s not true, those dragons have been in a ton of shit since then.

I mean, I might stop short of calling Tormented Thoughts “nobody”, but yeah, it certainly ain’t in the article or anyone else’s comments.

He’s perfectly reliable at portraying a despicable human being, not unlike James Woods.

I was like, ok, he’d make a decent villain...oh, wtf?!?!

So...porn?

I want to agree, but when fundraising is a big part of the task a home might be more effective than a commercial space - plus it does seem like there’s some practical value in having a residence where people can shelter from threats, etc. - and in a neighborhood that’s upscale enough that if people came around to

Halleluiah! I’ve been searching all along the watchtower for an all-star who will gimme shelter from unchained melodies.

Sheesh, what a snowflake.

To no one in particular (I enjoy your articles, Dennis, and I know this ain’t your fault): I tried to click a link to find out WTH Olivia Rodrigo has to do with Mormon beverages but a violator ad intercepted my click...during which interval I decided that I no longer need to know what an Olivia Rodrigo is or what it

Contemporary critics also thought Hitchcock’s movies were just going for cheap thrills and shock value, iirc.

I’ve had seitan that was cooked so that it was literally indistinguishable from chicken - it can be quite delicious and pleasant to eat, in my experience. Now admittedly it was prepared by superlative chefs each time, so I might have a biased opinion.