I really hope the LGBCoin is playing a prank on right-wingers and actually donating the proceeds to some Lesbian Gay Bisexual support organization. But unfortunately that’s probably not the case.

Throw some diced chili peppers in there and I’ll bite. I imagine it’d be like a deconstructed peanut noodles dish.

You’re supposed to peel hard boiled eggs?!?

Also: “People hate when I do this.”

Seems like he was driving an unmarked car that didn’t come up as anything in their system. Not excusing their actions, which were pretty idiotic in my opinion.

Yes, what Will Smith did was worse. And I don’t need to name any of the (millions of) more egregious instances because you already named some obvious ones for me - and I bet you didn’t even think about it much. If you were to google “cheap shot” you’d come up with plenty more.

There’s always money in the banana stand!

WTF are you on about? “Freak-out?” Also, your hyperbole aside (the history of film? really?!?), hitting someone who just hit you - in the midst of a physical contest no less (basketball) - is a bit different from hitting some guy who just told a joke about your wife at an awards show.

So I feel like this has to be some well orchestrated trolling of Fucker Tarlson and his crowd, right? I mean, shining light on your balls because you’re afraid you’re not manly enough - that has to be satire!

Very well put.

Have you seen what scallops can do to pigs? I’ve seen numerous cases where there’s nothing left but a seared portion of the pig’s belly that the murderous scallop wears like a trophy (presumably having consumed the remainder).

In the special features, Sacha Baron Cohen said Harrison Ford was actually one of the few actors who were in on the gag, which makes it even funnier to me.

As someone who has been to Spokane many times and still can’t think of a single thing to say about it, I found this hilarious.

What bothers me is that no one wants to talk about how cabbagehead RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!

[Slow Clap]

Staring at, and pointing out, a visibly erect (but clothed) penis sounds more like sexual harassment to me than actually having an erection. I mean, I don’t know how to tell you this, cabbagehead, but erections can be involuntary responses to the environment, and making a big deal out of it is weirder than actually…

I saw him walking outside the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia (where there’s always a ton of foot traffic) one day, eating an ice cream cone. He looked so normal that I did a double take, but it was unmistakably him. I didn’t want to bother him (he looked so content!) so all I did was try not to stare, but…

It’s ok, I guess I should have replied with “obviously, you’re not a golfer.”

Has no one seen The Big Lebowski?!?!?

What the fuck you talking about?