Holy shit...wtf with posting the full address there?!? 

It should be noted that you should NEVER deadlift like that - arms should be straight down, unless you intend to screw your wrists up royally.

Also:

He cowrote a pretty damn good book about football too - “One Knee Equals Two Feet”. 

Yes.

Also, I love your law blog.

[BLEEP] Island!!!

What your orthopedist isn’t accounting for are all the far more serious injuries that happen to people who didn’t do cheer, because they lack the requisite balancing-on-other-people’s-hands skills and experience with being thrown up in the air and caught and thus face near-certain spinal injury when they’re (inevitably…

“Plowed Bois” lol...I’m definitely going to be using that one.

TIL what red-eye gravy is...I want to make it. Any pointers for a first-timer?

You might want to expand your explanation to include that the question was posted in bad faith by someone whose comment history has some fairly recent instances of him saying that people who call people racists, like the one who was calling him a racist, are boring.

It’s Nicole Ari Parker, right?

Thanks!

Actually, a guy from TSA caught me with some pot brownies back before pot was legal, and he just said “these smell good” and put ‘em back in my bag. My understanding is the worst they’ll do under most circumstances (i.e., you’re not trafficking) is throw it away...they ain’t in the drug enforcement business.

Are you saying he doesn’t have upper arms?

It definitely looks like how I tend to describe Aussie rules to people.

You forgot to close with “get off my lawn”.

I feel the name should refer in some way to the fact that they look like a bunch of onanists trying to invent rugby.

Depends on the nipple.

I assume, given the severity of the damages outlined, there was some damage to his funny bone in the course of the operation. For a comedian that’s potentially career killing.