Maybe Pete Holmes is available.

In a time...where to be different was to be condemned. And to be condemned...was to die.

And Tobey Maguire got an MTV Movie Award for “Best Kiss” in Spiderman. Lest we forget.

I stopped shopping at Home Depot after I saw their logos all over the stuff at the “migrant detention centers” at the border.

Kinda? Walmart actually sells name brand stuff at cheaper than you can get it elsewhere, if you can stomach the ethical issues that come with it - at least in my experience. So Walmart might be a bad deal for society but it’s usually a pretty good deal for shoppers.

I LOL’d at this one - thank you for that.

In Russia, Deadpool regenerate you?

I think her movie career’s mostly been Swept Away.

So who should play Charles? I nominate either Steve Coogan or Benedict Cummerbund.

Yeah, I usually am tempted to try the recipes I read on this site, but this one seems like a miss to me. The cooking instructions were vague, there’s nothing about serving size, and it really only seems suited to very large holiday gatherings.

Yep yep yep yep yep

Then for god’s sake mom, stop the cycle of abuse and apologize! Plus a little thanks for me bailing you out of your jam with the IRS wouldn’t hurt.

I’m not buying into your narrative, sorry. Keep trying though.

Am I an idiot for conflating them or are you an idiot for thinking you can have one without the other?

lol I’m not upset. I’m amused that you think any movie wouldn’t have a narrative though. Like, unless you’re talking some French arthouse movie or something, you pretty much need a narrative to get butts in seats - something Ridley Scott does very well at.

And he never once payed for drugs!

Dude, he was twelve.

Cchrist dude, you’re right - I was assuming movies try to create narratives...that’s OBVIOUSLY not the case. To think that they do (or to ponder said non-existent narratives) would be unhealthy and show a lack of common sense. It’s not like movies try to influence people in any way.

I’m starting to think you’re Quentin Tarantino’s mom.

Maybe, if I thought it might inspire some other homework-shirking kid out there to use his spiteful rage as the impetus to become a successful and respected filmmaker. That’s just plain paying it forward.