He's really sad because Governor Pence had Tinkey Winkey removed before the start of the game.

So, you could say Chevy's points have been recalled?

“Hey baby, want to see my COBRA?”

03/21? Damn, they move fast. I can’t get anyone in the bureaucracy at my school to respond to any email in two weeks, let alone fire a coach.

Problem was they had lassos not llasos.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Hi. I have the time to tweet my disgust that I can't watch "the big men" play basketball, but not enough time to use same device I tweet from to pull up the WatchESPN site/app. This is all somebody else's fault. Probably the fault of someone whose name rhymes with yo-mama.

She's been murdered.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Boring? Did you watch any of it? Bah. Great game.

It is a great world.

Williams in 3rd and 4th, this is the world we live in.

Who would have thought that Felipe Massa switching to Williams would have given him a better chance at getting on the podium then by staying at Ferrari lol.