In our own pathetic way, each of us is “a broken-down, horny old guy now.” Thank you. Good night.

Did Johnny Depp go trick-or-treating in a Little Steven costume?

Since that’s only kind of extremist violence we have here. What an asshole.

Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?

A thoughtful rebuttal to those who would protect America’s brains.

We dislike or even hate our new president and recognize the threat he poses to a civil and safe American society. We are frightened especially by his attitude toward the Constitution, especially the 1st Amendment right to freedom of speech, religion, and the press. We may consider Tom Brady’s opinions of President…

Sage Steele’s comments remind me of the comments of a friend who works in lower Manhattan and claimed solidarity with the Occupy Wall Streeters but wondered why they had to be so disruptive to the lives of ordinary NYers. Both observers miss the point of protest.

It’s Miss Havisham’s wedding cake...

Fun fact! For most situations a Zamboni actually lays hot water (prob not as hot as coffee, but also a few hundred gallons rather than 8 oz.).The hot water melts the surface and fills what grooves have not been shaved up by the machine, leaving a much smoother surface than with cold water.

It would, were it not for the idiot at the top of the chain of command...

At least 20 years since my last Phish show, and that clip brought flashbacks.

We can dance if we want to.

Old time hockey...

I have three white friends.

To clarify, the terms “twosome,” “threesome,” and (uhh...) “foursome” are both hilariously dirty-sounding and also commonly used in the golf world. As are the words “balls” and “shaft” (the stiffer the better). Any others?

Wrong

Ribbed for her pleasure. Plus it’s a turtleneck!

Big fan of the Sate (sex date).

Bubs!

Could you share the link to your “Most Important Writers” piece? That would be great.