It’s not that we don’t care about poor people. It’s just that we care about the financial well-being of rich people even more.

Seriously America, it is not that hard. In Canada our health care is fine and our doctors are still spending their weekends in their second homes in Banff (not all of them, Banff is small and hella expensive)

Look, single payer is simply too difficult. So difficult, in fact, that only 58 countries have it, and nearly every industrialized country does.

I covered Anderson during his college career, and he is one of the friendliest, most pleasant athletes I’ve ever encountered. He had a lot of interesting perspectives on things, too, coming from South Africa. I always kind of thought he would be a doubles specialist on tour, but it’s awesome that he has proved me…

This is peak kinja. +1

No - no he actually did not confirm that. All he said was he wasn’t a “football person.” That could mean many different things. For example...

Alien mind control. It’s the only possible explanation.

Second string dictators. Less robust, but more flavorful.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

USA Spikeball?

Remember this, everyone?

That’s pretty much the perfect example of Lawful Evil if I’ve ever seen one right there...

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

“More like Pelican’ts, amirite!?”

More like “Dick ‘n Ball State” amirite?!?!?

I’m a Twitter user by the name of Valondar but long time AV Club commentator known as Douay-Rheims-Challoner, but confusingly also known as Kegg under Kinja, which I’m sure won’t make this any more perplexing. I never thought I’d be featured in an AVC article but here we are.