“man, last time we went out there, I got a wicked case of burning bush”.

-Matt Barnes

Is Gordon Hayward Good Enough To Give The Warriors Some Trouble?

Kid, you can get on my lawn. Bring your sign too.

All I can think to myself is how incredibly excited Lonzo would be to sign a shoe deal with Nike or Adidas. That’s every young basketball player’s dream.

Holy shit I had no idea my father in law commented here.

I’ve loved Royal since his UT days, but lots of people in town are pissed he discarded his birth name, Quarter Pounder.

YOUR CLUELESS THEY CALL HIM THE GREEK FREAK SEE ITS XENOPHOBIA AND BODY SHAMING SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

Well, he works for Deadspin, it’s semi-viable (one can attempt to reverse-engineer how the game might have gone from clips/tweets/.gifs and then be relentlessly corrected in the comments)

Considering Tom works for a sports website, I do not think that is a viable plan for him.

That’s a bold as hell, almost even Cavalier, take

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

When my first was born, I approached my firm and asked for paternity leave. They had to think about it because no man had ever asked for that and here I was, a 2d year associate. I had taken 3 weeks of vacation when my child was born so that I could be with my wife and newborn. I received 6 weeks PAID leave (I…

One of the things that made me decide, once and for all, to leave my old firm was when a senior partner encouraged me to take a week off after my first child was born and then work from home the following week. He then proceeded to give me grief - in front of other people - for taking two weeks “off” (though one was…

Yeah I could see the wife wanting to deal with only one baby at a time

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

But if you completely and fervently and devoutly absorb the world view and assume the incentive structure of the multi-billion dollar corporation, it’ll reward you. It will. Without fail. Always. It has to. It has to. And sometimes it even will.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,