I was at the game, hoping for history that Russ would get triple double number 42 on the year and beat Big O’s record. And I have to say, he really does have very, very little NBA-caliber help on that team. Westbrook himself had a pretty terrible game but the Suns just looked much smoother offensively (67 percent…

Where was this contemplation when Australia’s cricket team were acting like they were King Shit during their World Cup threepeat?

Cheerleaders at cricket matches are like knowing there’s going to be bagels in the office when you get in but really it does nothing to make the long, boring day any better.

im tired of sports men slapping dongs, can we have them like crank hogs or yank puds or something

I used to run into Dwight at the gun range in Houston.

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

This afternoon, two broadcasters employed by NBA teams (the Bulls and Pacers) announced that they had lost their votes, and that team-employed broadcasters wouldn’t allowed to vote this year.

Sox fan here, and there is no defense to that. But it does bring back a pleasant memory.

I was at an August game in 1991 between the Cubs and Giants in Candlestick. It was a memorable game for me for two reasons. 1.) Chico Walker hit an inside-the-park grand slam. 2.) It was the first time I ever heard my mom drop…

THE SANCTITY OF THE RINGS MUST BE MAINTAINED BRO

There is an old partner at a law firm who went to UNC who will stumble across the shirt. He will find it hilarious. The old partner will the show the shirt to some poor schmuck associate who will be forced to pretend that the shirt is funny and clever. That schmuck will force a laugh out. The old partner will show…

Whaaaaat?! Fuck the shirt, I’ll use that $450 to join this orgy club that they seem to be advertising.

It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.

Remember when we used to be mad at American Apparel ads?

So now Friday is going to have pics for bears?

smell this. smells like ckOne, right? Right? But it’s not.

My family may have gotten clean clothes off its own supply.