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That's a pretty complete list, but that's because recent launch titles are often titles that could have been done on the previous generation, but now with better resolution and lighting effects (which could be said of BotW too, but nobody bought a Wii U).

I've convinced myself that the final boss must be the toughest boss in the history of games because every time, I collect everything so I can destroy him as Fierce Deity Link. I don't intend to find out if this is a necessary step. It's also the only Zelda game in which I try to complete everything.

Or Mario Paint

It's a perfect game. Almost everything in that game served a purpose. I feel the same about the new game.

I never played the Game Boy Zeldas until the past few years, and having constantly go into the menu to grab an item to jump, or to grab a shield so I could push stuff annoyed the hell out of me. It just goes to show that Nintendo is always thinking about us gamers as it prepared me for the king of item management

What if we chant "Goldberg Sucks?" There's a little gap where it slips in nicely.

Or at a minimum, have KO cheat to get an early advantage and have him beat down Goldberg for a bit, then have Jericho come down so Goldberg can hit his two moves of doom. Treating the current champ like he's a modern-day Glacier is a waste of everyone's time and craps on KO's character.

Same for Strowman, why destroy the momentum of being the unstoppable monster? Taker-Reigns seems like it's happening, why not have Undertaker show up or at least have the gong hit with the lights going out to distract Reigns. Strowman wins, Reigns doesn't look weak. Or, have Taker show up, but have Strowman attack him

My wife has said that she will buy herself a separate Switch when Animal Crossing comes out because she doesn't want to share. For myself, I'm good with Zelda, MK 8 Deluxe, Splatoon, Mario and then I'll need one or two more to be good to go for 2017. I've heard Mario Odyssey is nearly done and likely could have been a

They've got the stop gap Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Smash Bros Deluxe is rumored as well and could easily be released to fill some gaps. Obviously, new Mario, Zelda and Splatoon are coming this year. Retro has hinted at a new Metroid and they've been quiet for a few years. Miyamoto has said Pikmin 4 is nearly done, so that

Retro could have been joking, but they did tease on twitter that they were working on something juicy while including a picture of "Prime" rib a few weeks ago.

I felt the same way. Overall, I haven't been a huge fan of this season, so after the first act I was ready to call it quits for the night. Then Dennis described grooming underage girls like an IRA, and I stuck around. Charlie getting excited over spotting the "perfect pile of dog shit" nearly killed me.

Your view is too narrow. How many storm troopers ended up in bottomless pits? If there was a chance Han Solo's wounds could have healed, those chances plummeted with him. Can we just agree that Star Wars engineers should start putting bottoms in some of their pits?

No, the Star Wars way is death by falling into a bottomless pit. Falling off the cliff would have a very visible bottom.

The sound of Frank's back screeching down the slide is the greatest TV sound effect since the Big Brothers Big Sisters episode of the Simpsons where Bart's "big brother" punched Homer over the top of a fire hydrant making his back crack horribly.

Reigns wins belt at Rumble. Cena wins Rumble. Most hated mania main of all time.

If the delay was to add Memberberries to the game, it will be worth it

Careful, I'm on the same quest, and I burned myself out. I had to break up the Oracle games (because they're my least favorite so far). I was about 25% of the way through Twilight HD when I just had to stop and take a 3-month break. The constant delays of Breath of the Wild is helping me (rumored to be delayed again).

The Wii U VC GBA emulations have an option to enhance GBA games so you can make Yoshi's Island look "not bad." The "Touch Fuzzy…" level is still not the same.

The best part of the memberberry scene is that even though they're going to kill him, the memberberry still takes pleasure in 'membering.