I completely agree. The New Super Mario games try to capitalize on nostalgia, but by adding crap such as the large gold coins (needed to unlock parts of the game), it changes the game and kills said nostalgia. Marios 1, 3, and World were essentially get from point A to point B. Sometimes you took your time and found…

Maybe it's as Amy Schumer said, all women have been in the gray area of rape - they've all been "graped."

I never owned a Game Boy as a kid, so I only played it for 5 minutes here or there at friends' houses. I've been gradually working my way through it on the 3DS Virtual Console, but the game seems so clunky by today's standards, that I have trouble staying interested. I'll finish this and the other Zelda Game Boy games…

See, if Nintendo took the same ideas and maybe put everything in the Star Tropics universe, I think people would think those games were good to great. I think Zelda is like New Super Mario Bros, in that a bad Zelda game, like a bad Mario game, would be considered a good game under a different name, but since the bar…

I'd put the original in the same category as the others. The main difference is that rather than extensive hand-holding like everything post-Ocarina, or minimal hand-holding (Link to the Past), there was an old man who sees a kid wander into his cave, and he sends him back out with a wooden sword and nothing else.…

Zelda 2? Not to probe too deeply, but I bet your sex life consists of you getting chained up, whipped, perhaps car batteries getting clamped on your nipples - just torture.

Yoshi is a dinosaur (a male dinosaur who craps out eggs made of his food, but a dinosaur nonetheless). Dinosaurs like Yoshi, may have indeed had hollow bones so he would be lighter in the karts than big-boned fatasses like Bowser.

An oldie, but I think it still holds up: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Alderaan alone is evil enough (and killing Obi Wan). It's just Luke is so smitten with finally having his dad in his life (Dad will let him go pick up power converters with his friends), that he's able to ignore everything.

I know the new hand looked good (before it got shot up), but we're only twenty years removed from Vader having to use almost all robotic prosthetic limbs. Sure, Luke's new hand has new skin, but something still probably has to feel off - especially considering he's part of a rogue terrorist group. There's no way they…

Yeah, but the bar is set at Luke forgiving Vader despite Vader killing baby Jedis, doing nothing to stop the destruction of Alderaan, and cutting off Luke's masturbating hand. Outside of rebelling against his boss, the only altruistic thing Vader ever did was stop Boba Fett from shooting Chewie, but that might have…

So Noel Gallagher is Karl Pilkington?

Yeah, but the playing card era led to the Nintendo Love Hotel era which is arguably the best time to be a Nintendo fan.

But they're using their F-Zero ideas in Mario Kart with the magnetic karts that go through loops or run sideways, etc. It's like, they had an idea for a racing game, realized that sadly, F-Zero doesn't sell, and they threw it in Mario Kart

Haven't played the new Zelda yet which I'm sure is all great and Zelda-y, but I fear Fire Emblem Awakening will be forgotten since it was released so early in 2013. It was both thrilling and heartbreaking to take some skinny little villager kid with a pot on his head, build him up so not only is he strong enough to be…

The thing is people acted like Lucas ruined their childhoods because he made three movies with crappy acting and cartoonish, overdone special effects. However, had the same special effects been available in the late 70s, early 80s, the original trilogy would have been just as crappy.

Yeah, it's December by Collective Soul, but I like "Baby Just Spit Me Out" better as a song title