I love that this is a thing.

I love that this is a thing.

Put on some INXS

Put on some INXS

Pan down.

Pan down.

Dope.

Dope.

ABC, Always Be Cunty

ABC, Always Be Cunty

B-b-b-b-b-ut I brought a pie!

B-b-b-b-b-ut I brought a pie!

*rimshot*

*rimshot*

The Amityville Horror freaked me out. Flies were the enemy and I could swear I saw - chills as I write this - red pig eyes outside my windows every now and then.

The Amityville Horror freaked me out. Flies were the enemy and I could swear I saw - chills as I write this - red pig eyes outside my windows every now and then.

Ham Shanks!

Ham Shanks!

LOUD NOISES!

LOUD NOISES!