Finally.

More like re-cock-ulous!

He mad.

This is hysterical

Any any any

John Holmes' nickname was five-dollar footlong, but truth be told, he could be had for tree-fiddy.

It's pronounced, reg-IS-te

VENTUUUURRRRAAAAAA.  Yes, Satan?

Is that a picture of Katie Couric's colonoscopy for your avatar?

in bed

If this is that kind of party, I'm sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes!

Which is now the new Planking.

Hakuna Matata?

Two words: Vagina dentata

Flushing, Queens' Action Bronson!

Yo, I almost did a spit take at this. And you know that shit's still tight.

You'd get a parade for Roman Polanski

(White man's dollar) ~ed

Nothing on Feech?

Wait, TIFF scored 11 already? Poor Day.