Getting involved in Rugby is a great way to avoid drunkards.

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

They are just looking for someone more cultured.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Well, at least they’ll all have Cobra Kai to fall back on if this doesn’t work out.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

Guy’s a total piece of crepe.

Way Toulouse your shit, bro.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

MINIMUM $100?!?!?!

Sees this image on the website’s homepage and immediately stops downloading app

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

Just wait til you see what they’ve been giving the players.

“11 picks? That’s nothing. Hold my smokes.”

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?