Torch is ridiculous. Welcome to Jalopnik.

Oh, I almost forgot. British Columbia is home to not one, but TWO different vans with Bob Ross on the side. And I’ve seen both in person!

Trou = trousers = pants. Soilin’ Trou’ could mean creaming your jeans, or it could mean soiling your drawers.

I fondly remember detailing a customer’s Aerostar that was completely original and normal, apart from a single word in white vinyl lettering on the back:

Not yet. I’m guessing that or 2112 to be next, if they do it again.

Yes, if they happened to.

Yes, the WT trim has 16” x 7” wheels in steel or optionally in alloy. LT has 17” x 8” and optional 18” x 8.5” alloys, and the Z71 has 17” x 8” alloys.

How the hell did the driver who loaded & unloaded it get in and out of the truck once it was in the airplane?

Very well explained, thorough and interesting. Someone, get this person out of the greys.

They didn’t do it in the “old” crew cab short bed either, but at least it was better disguised by the fender flare.

Finally, someone else who knows what’s up. And my truck has discs all around, no fanboyism here.

Packaging, likely. The DOHC modular engine is quite wide.

Let’s see if Kinja will let me make this image clickable today.

Wait, VA plate “PHAETON”? It’s Jagvar’s car!

The More You Know.

Those are the controls for said seats.

Pontiac offered optional seats with individually adjustable thigh supports on the Grand Prix, circa 1989.

My immediate thought was an early ‘80s Nissan Stanza liftback.

Regarding your last point: