Chipotle didn’t have a parasite problem, bro

It’s sushi with everything except the fish. Kind of like how you’re a human with everything except the brain. Make sense now?

Go vegetarian and eat as much delicious vegetarian sushi as your heart desires. No parasites to worry about.

The fact that millions of people thought that

Yes, good point. The press and Republicans are falling over themselves sympathizing with midwestern white pill junkies but the plight of black, urban drug addicts has been a source of scorn for DECADES.

Really? Why is he so balls-deep in show business if his ~social anxiety~ is so terrible? He wrote this letter to his EMPLOYEES - the people hired to make Steve look good and collaborate with him. If you need privacy for 30 minutes a day during work, put a sign on the dressing room door, don’t write a condescending…

These kind of people couldn’t care less about what occurs in the natural world. Jesus and his non existent teaching on abortion is the only thing that matters.

The fact that people have to make excuses for what a dumb liar he is says SO MUCH about where we are as a country.

I often wonder if all the stories on that subreddit are real. Many of them are written in a downright theatrical way that seems suspicious to me? I just don’t like all the nicknames, maybe. I prefer r/relationships.

Why did you decide to force someone into this world if you are so disappointed by it? Not trying to be snarky, just trying to understand.

Thank you for this profile. Helium was founded before I was born but remains my favorite band. I’ll be seeing her play in June in DC and I’m counting the days.

her mom looks soooooo crispy

The people on SH are

Good point. Why are they all so helpless???

OH MY GOD.

I’ve given up wearing anything sleaveless or too flowy. Wearing a bra isn’t an option.

I wish we could delete comments :( But what I was trying to say is that even Lisa recognizes that he’s an old man out of his prime. Her disdainful comments are mostly reserved for Stassi nowadays.

Jax and Stassi used to be the hottest couple on the show (anyone remember the swimsuit photoshoot? Yeah). Now he’s dealing with the aftermath of years of steroid/supplement intake + alcoholism + tanning + also has a major case of coke bloat.

I know, seeing him with his shirt off was concerning at best