Shhhhhh you'll spoil the illusion!

So he passed it around the family before kicking up a stink!

Yes please!

I'll do you deal . You can take Will.I am and Jimmy savile's ashes with no refund. That's a bargain and not to be sniffed at.

Don't know if it's true or not, but I once read a report saying most of North Korea's missiles on parade are just cardboard cut outs.

Southend is up the road from me....Gotta find me a piss pub now!!!...ha ha ha

Good friggin point.

Was hoping to see some tricks, abuse, someone with a pacemaker walking past. Nothing !!!!

No good for stalking then.

Surely the cost of refloating and repairing ALL damage wouldn't be too far short of 600 million again. scrap it !!

No doubt there's a market for people/companies wanting to buy TV as such a high price.

That's just wrong.

It doesn't matter how much they cost because you can still look like $hit in them.

I'd be more scared of it malfunctioning. Could be nasty if it blows a fuse mid blow job and won't let go.

I hate the curvature on the lens and no way should anyone have to start buying extras to sort it out.

So how fast do you want to write an email ?

Back to the good old days of moonshine!

There'll always be a market for it but in the mean time:

if you don't go for help .... Ask the first few people that suffered from both.

Shame they couldn't show it on an operating table with a flat line, or with sitting in bed with AIDS or syphillis!