R&B Singer Greatly Overestimates the Power of His Penis

Add in the poorly-kept secret that it was Kris Kardashian/Jenner who initially shared the tape. Kim, as we recall, was working for peak-fame Paris Hilton at the time, who had also built her famousness off a sex tape. They basically drove a bus straight through the shamelessness gap (releasing your daughter’s sex tape…

KATIE!!!!!!!! Hallelujah. I knew I stuck around for a reason.

This guy gives himself too much credit. Any other guy might have been chosen.

It’s not often you see someone posit that their biggest contribution to humanity was a net loss for everyone, and not just those involved. I don’t know if more people would be going to college, but yeah, we’re all definitely worse off for him unleashing the Kardashians on us. My kid had a friend who’s failing most of t…

Pity the struggling writer/director with talent and artistic vision whose daddy isn’t a famous director. 

I got a Community notification for this??

“M. Night” is basically his stage name. He was born Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan. So M. from Manoj, but I guess Nelliyattu just seemed too Indian or something? I think it might be Ishana’s actual middle name though (which isn’t uncommon for celebrities to name their kids using their stage names).

Don’t worry, champ. People aren’t going to college because it’s becoming increasingly unaffordable. In fact, OnlyFans is probably responsible for paying a few people’s way through college.

Wow talk about living in a bubble of self-importance. I didn’t even know about the video until like last year.

There was an interview with Ray J a while back were he said, with all sincerity, that that sex tape was one of the most significant things to ever happen in history.

I dunno, after Brexit, crossing the border with live cargo, that might a day. And then driving back!

“...the tape undeniably raised Kardashian’s profile just as Keeping Up With The Kardashians was launching...”

“There might not be any OnlyFans and all the things like that. All the opportunities like that. Probably more people would be going to college.”

What exactly is the parrot an “obvious symbol” of? 

“Her boss charges her with delivering a rare yellow parrot in a cage—an obvious symbol, although that’s not clear just yet”

it’s so weird to see Dakota Fanning be the tallest person in a picture

I had a ticket to see this tonight but I got a refund. 33% on RT...

Katie! How are ya? :)

Holy shit - KATIE RIFE?!!