I mean they might do matching?

Eh, maybe they get an impressive employer match or something. Just “401K” in and of itself isn’t very telling either way. 

“Socially active”? You’re saying that like he was inviting his neighbors over for a barbecue, not trying to organize a protest which is 100% legal and protected by federal law.

I’m trying to find the ugly you speak of, and all I’m finding is the beautiful love child of a LeMans racer and an F22 Raptor.

I think it's fantastic 

his assessment of drink choices at a baseball game (probably 11 bucks for a beer and 12 for the mai tai) is spot on

Of all those sports, save for rugby, none of them involve grabbing your opponent and pulling them to the ground. If football were to ban hair pulling, it would be advantageous for ball carriers to just grow out there hair to increase the likelihood of penalties.

She posted 3-5 stories to their Instagram page during the parade. The nature of Instagram stories is that they go away after 24 hours. That’s why you don’t see them now.

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

I hate Barstool as much as the next guy but the deep investigative dive into every single person that briefly associates themselves with that shit hole comes off as a bit desperate at times. 

No street parking in the downtown core...this seems problematic. 

Exactly this. Some people hate and disagree with the barstool content. Others love it. And honestly, that's okay. Can't tell people how to think. Can't tell people what they should find funny. NHL sees value making a relationship with them. The ones who hate barstool are gonna think that is completely wrong. The ones…

Did I miss why Deadspin is so hard up on Barstool and Bleacher Report? I don’t read either of those sites, and I get why Barstool is gross, but it seems like an insane amount of reporting on competitors.

That is exactly how hockey works, sir. The second the referees Hand goes up, the team going on a power play will pull their goalie since play is whistled dead if the other team touches the puck and it is 6 on 5 until they do. It literally happened tonight.

Um, you absolutely get to pull your goalie for an extra attacker on a delayed penalty

Have sex.

Can anyone clarify who I’m supposed to hate because of their association with Barstool? I read The Ringer, but Mark Titus goes on Pardon My Take. I like Rachel Nichols and The Jump, but she goes on Pardon My Take. Can I watch Desus and Mero even though they had dinner with PFT? Can I read this website, which has…

Real talk - I’m sure we’ll survive as a species.

The good news is that if you are right, we recover from WWIII and not only develop time travel, but develop time travel to a point where it’s used for tourism. 

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?