“In my experience”

Oh, okay, cool. 

It was soup day at the ballpark.

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Counterpoint: there are some sweet golf simulators now.

I drank nothing but Jim Beam and Milwaukee’s Best for 6-1/2 years of college, but do I get a magazine profile?

Again, it’s not the 1950s anymore. If you’re still tipping 10% or whatever, it’s because you’re a stubborn asshole who can’t be bothered to keep up with society.

Not a waiter, never been a waiter. I’m just not a dick.

Or you can move to Canada like that other dude recommended.

It is, though. And it has been for a while.

Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

welcome back

CJ's new strategy of "what if I get SO fat, it takes four guys to bring me down" is paying dividends

yeah bitch, star and move on

So are we just going to repeat this stupid comment on every post now?

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

Couple things. Well, actually I guess it’s just one thing, but there are a couple points to it.

lol austin rivers

I actually wonder if he’s picturing the GoT wall when he says he’s going to build a wall.