tldr; KD is a bitch

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!

These are people who think you need voter ID to buy cereal.

“Plenty of parking” my left nut. I can’t think of any Chicago neighborhood where there is enough room for the residents cars plus 38 more.

His legacy is winning a national title as a freshman at Syracuse. 

I haven’t paid for a pen in decades. I’m a (retired) physician and every pharmaceutical rep always had pens. I had so many pens that when one of my hospitals decided they were going to make nurses bring their own pens to work I opened up a desk drawer and donated over 100 pens to them without making a dent in my…

Jesus christ, THANK YOU. What an abysmal take by OP

Absolutely spot on

I’ve always fallen more on the savory side

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

Very interesting choice for the title and picture for this article considering the non-existent evidence against Edens. The entire article focusses on the allegations against Rubin and the fact that Edens wasn’t available to be served with a supeouna. Yet the headline and especially the image used would imply that he…

Isn’t Edens kind of right here? He is not mentioned in either of the lawsuits.

Not sure what the tone of this article is supposed to be. Are you giving him shit for still seeming mentally unhealthy? He sounds frustrated but generally ok. In light of his taking a mental health leave, the smarmy tone of this article seems cheap at best and hurtful at worst. 

I just wasted like 2 minutes of my life I hope you’re proud

It’s no autocorrect; I am very aware of his injury history.

Broke Lopez might be my favorite autocorrect ever.

Then she’s gotta stop leading with the helmet.  

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”