If this doesn’t involve a full day of looking at powerpoints and hearing classes from officers and senior enlisted, I’d be fuckin’ surprised.

If they were going to merge, you would never be able to tell until they’re already doing it.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

They keep saying the quiet part out loud. “If DC or Puerto Rico gets EC votes, Republicans will never win again!” “If we switch to a Popular Vote, Republicans will never win again!” “If we don’t suppress the hell out of voters, Republicans will never win again!”

Also, seeing as multiple states seceded and the civil war happened, it factually was not a durable union.

If you’re putting all your eggs in one basket, putting them in a basket that’s biometrically authenticated, hardware encrypted, GPS trackable, and remotely wipeable basket isn’t the worst basket you can find.

From now on, I will root for the team with least deplorable QB.

Look, it just seemed like a lot of you weren’t picking up on the subtext earlier.
-Reality

I know it’s not the point of this very good piece..but I live for when Mr Harriot writes about his Mom..Sanest Person Ever. EVery week I check to see if thers anything here about Mrs. Harriot. Huge fan.

Trump can say whatever he wants now, it doesn't matter. This is it. This is his legacy when the documentaries are made, when the books are written. The final scenes, the last chapter, will be hateful, stupid, gullible people revolting against the US Government to defend a lie, at the request of the worst human being…

I thought this was a Troy and Abed reference until I clicked the link. 

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

RIP Kongregate.

I remember being a freshman in high school and playing games on Candystand. I binge games on Kongregate every so often, and have for a long time now. I’m happy these old flash games aren’t just being trashed. All games deserve to be archived. 

The coup talk is so two weeks ago. There is no coup. There’s just a sad desperate man and his cult throwing tantrums.

Man, fuck this guy. Dr. Atlas was President Trump’s mouthpiece for nonsensical coronavirus bullshit. He was a spreader of false information who out of his depth and pushed for the reopening of schools claiming that “hysteria” was what was causing this massive outrage to a virus that has killed more than 250,000…

yo there are way too many states.

Exactly. The problem of loans being so easy to obtain and so difficult to wipe away is exactly what has fueled the skyrocketing cost of higher education in the first place, along with the preposterous notion that EVERYONE must seek a university degree. State university systems are just more megacorps that exist…

I paid my loans off like 8 years ago now and I’m all for debt forgiveness.