If it's any consolation, I did teach Boomer how to say, "I'm moving out and calling the SPCA."

Or maybe it's this?

I had a roommate from hell named Bea who, after living with me for 3 months, got a cockatoo named Boomer.

I will see your Nazi werewolf and raise you one Nazi werewolf t-rex.

Yeah, I saw that too.

Just reading the "things" without the explanations, most of them sound like something anyone could do. The eating meat and supplicating to women parts are a little creepy, but the rest of it sounds like decent advice: being able to say "no", not talking too much, etc.

When I was working for a children's theater, we ran low on flash-powder one weekend. In a pinch, we used non-dairy creamer, which contains dipotassium phosphate. That was just mixed with the very little flash-powder we had and not aerated.

You can rent the theatrical releases from Netflix. They were offered as "bonus material" on a second disc with the new versions. Granted, Lucus was making changes even then, but it's the closest you're going to get.

Maybe it was a superior mirage of an actual football field.

"...I accept my church's position on abortion as a — what we call a (inaudible) doctrine...."

Are you sure that's not from the SyFy channel's new version of "God Emperor of Dune"?

If someone getting struck by lightning and evaporating was all it took to become a cult classic, then what happened to "Powder"?

Having watched the short video in the story, at the end, they ride the trolly into town and I saw the clock. How does Daniel no longer live in the clock?

Ah, that first image.

I was surprised no one had posted a link to either.

I already have my own soundtrack for this.

Hang on a moment...why are we negotiating with the Taliban? Haven't we spent the last fuck many years killing them?

It was "As the Worm Turns". http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/404/enemy-camp-2010

http://youtu.be/7755582 #95. I think this was made already, but he's a drummer.

Oh! A Hooloovoo!