Actually, removing the feet will make them harder to slaughter. The hooks that suspend them upside-down catch on the feet.

Ah, #2, I knew I had seen you before. [www.amazon.com]

Oh man. I thought this was going to be about those Fox people. [littlegreenfootballs.com]

So, did you ever rent/watch Phase 4? What did you think?

Rectal exams SHOULD be covered. We might find a lot of missing heads.

Now that he's removed the "religious liberty" question, the only thing they can say is they hate women. Part of me wonders if that was the plan all along.

I do remember my ex's girlfriend telling me I should get tested because he'd allegedly given her herpes. As she put it, "I tested negative in November and positive now (April), and the only person I've been with is him." (For the record, the ex and I parted ways in February.)

Nobody named Kaori comes to a good end in anime.

Well, if we're going there......

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Oh christ, and don't forget that ingrown one that looks like a pimple that's actually three inches of gossamer mortification.

Oh god! That one hair! And it won't just grow, but looks like a blackhead for weeks until if finally gets enough of its wiry ass out to be pulled.

Watching it trying to take off afterwards.....oh! Poor bats!

Hey! I'm from Texas and have a size 11 shoe! Everything is bigger in Texas.

We should put out shirts bearing the sentence "Perhaps, you could endeavor to improve your own elocution", only diagrammed.

The ethics investigation from the 90s.....was that the one with the guns? [www.scribd.com]

The bad teeth advice reminded me of the 1958 film "Giants and Toys" the most INTENSE film about candy you'll ever see.

Anyone who has cats knows this is a perfectly plausible hypothesis.

So the crazy cat lady is just keeping off osteoporosis by surrounding herself with purring cats. OK!

He didn't eat his dinosaur today....