Hey now, no Hirsute references.

He sounds just like you would imagine.

I see someone decided to splice in some "Nature by Numbers".

Oh, now, anyone who's worked retail or customer service knows we can't get rid of "miss" and "ma'am". If we did, how would we be able to tell who was the clerk and who was the client?

One thing I learned from first edition Dungeons and Dragons: "Any creature that knows the difference between itself and things that are not itself has at least one point of charisma."

I was really hoping they'd do "Cloud Atlas" as a mini-series, so they could get through each section without rushing or skimping. It does not look like that is going to happen.

Wait, is she even /capable/ of getting a divorce? Wasn't this part of the Terry Shaivo problem?

Ew.....freeper cooties.

Well, only for very large values of two.

I think the monster in that "games_-_netheworld" shot is actually one of the nightmare creatures from "Time Bandits".

This is why I always ask if they carry the "morning after pill" before getting any prescription filled. If I get a lecture, I take the script elsewhere. I like to know who I'm giving money to.

Well, I guess you could call them Scott and Amundsen if there's some sort of frost-bite\plane crash incident.

We named my roommate's breasts "Beatrice" and "Virgil" because they lead the way.

Pretty please, will Jezebel publish a response from Mr. Finkel? I'd like to know how he felt after he "Google[ed] away".

Hey, but this article is a great return for anyone who tries to date her in the future.

(metal detector goes off) "It's okay. I'm a contender."

You have a porn buddy!

I am sad that no one is going to talk about Evan Dorkin's awesome cover art. [evandorkin.livejournal.com]

Trust me, if you're going to Parkland for anything, you don't have enough money for a lawyer.

With you on that.