There's something very "Codex Seraphinianus" about it.

@Jessybessy: with or without animals: You beat me to it!

@Justy: What's up with the cat-paw-dipping thing?

A common enough mistake!

I'm not that worried.

Oh dear. I remember a roommate who needed to bum a tampon and I

The tiny hat can only be justified if there is a video of her either: 1) eating an ice-cream cone or 2) getting slapped by a cat.

@Bill-Lee: Ah! So he saw what didn't work and fixed it!

Thanks for the spoilers, Caroti!

@jefesmama: Tell the pharmacist they're a truly giving soul, offering to pay for that girl's pre-natal and cost of birth and help raising the child and all that. How kind of them! They must be really dedicated to that whole "pro" life thing......

Anytime I have a prescription to be filled, I ask if they carry the morning after pill. If I get a lecture, they don't get my business. We have to know who we're dealing with.

@kentuckienne: Where's Bob Fosse when you need him?

Max: I don't think the cute, little robot wants to accept its new programming, Sam.

I'm having "Tokyo Godfathers" flashbacks.

@Wenchette: And she didn't have enough nettles for the 7th swan, who grew up a man with one wing....

@Sl0th: That's what I was thinking. I remember a story about a girl who had to bind her rowdy brothers. The mother had accidentally wished them into ravens.

Frank Miller's "Give me Liberty" and the rest of the Martha Washington series is great; but if I'm out to blow someone's mind, I have to go with Rob Walton's "Ragmop".

That's not Christian at all. In the Sikh tradition, boys are get the name Singh (lion) and girls get Kaur (princess). These people are just ripping off the Sikhs.

Can we just get some posters over there that say THE TALIBAN IS AFRAID OF LITTLE GIRLS ? Let's get some good old fashioned shame at work.

You can buy Method brand cleaners directly from them, but some of their products are available from other retailers. Archer Farms, on the other hand...mmm...it's going to be tough to beat that.