@JinxyMcDeath: You're also forgetting that Mary-Beth Sweetland is a diabetic and uses animal-byproduct insulin.

I love those protesters. Whenever I see one, I congratulate them on being such fine, upstanding people...adopting all those special needs children. It warms my heart to know that they're so willing to pay the pre-natal and birth costs for all those poor girl, not to mention the counseling for rape victims! Yesiree,…

I guess it takes some kind of BIG MAN to attack girls for wanting to go to school. Has anyone taken the time to tell these guys that they're massive pussies? I mean, I'd love to see some ads of these girls saying "the Taliban are afraid of me."

I want a manatee farm and I've been saying it for years. I'll grow 'em in tanks like veal. Kobe manatee!

Russell is looking a lot like Matt Berry there.