Same here.

Six Feet Under got it right. I miss that show terribly.

I agree. But the back and forth, daddy and anger and workaholic and intimacy issues- the detail and time spent getting them together, that is what I wish was depicted more often. For the most part for queer couples, it's soapy extreme dysfunction or vacuum-sealed perfection; in other words, not human, not real.

HA!

I didn't say they all had to be issue-free. I'm thinking just one equivalent to Derek and Meredith (neuroses and all) might be nice.

That's some astronaut shit right there.

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Sorry, that song has been in my head for days.

I could teach you, but I'd have to charge…

I haven't heard of Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS. The mental image is kind of hilarious, though.

Absurdity is either laughable or nauseating. Bonus points for being both! (I actually mean that as a compliment; this show is as close to American Horror Story's utter formal delirium as it can be while maintaining narrative cohesion, which is a neat trick).

You clearly have not explored the erotic potential of fruit pectin.

Hey, Cyrus fucking deserves this. His unyielding contempt for James has been going on forever and he just took it with barely any protest. Having to watch his husband fuck the dad from Heroes - and knowing it was kind of his idea/manipulation- is exactly what he had coming to him.

Hell, if anyone's put in the work it's Mellie.

Literally and meta-ly.

Try Wet Hot American Summer for something that seems harmless then goes completely insane. Extra awkward family moment points for the tube sock-intensive gay sex scene!

BTW, I had a similar experience at 13, home alone, with The Shining. Overdressed little girls still creep me the fuck out.

Completely agree. Watts was so good in Mulholland Drive it's insane. The audition scene is one for the time capsule.

Hate to admit it, but Blake was spectacular in that film. He owned the first third (and the last third) until Balthazar Getty replaced Bill Pullman and it all went downhill (I don't like Getty at all, and a David Foster Wallace article about the making of Lost Highway pretty much confirmed what I thought of him). …

Robert Blake? Now that is verisimilitude for your ass.