An interesting pick for the final. I would have expected Bigfnjewishdick to get burned by Germany.

When you're 60 years old and wondering why you're still a virgin, feel free to reflect upon your post. It contains all the answers you seek.

Is funny because you take girl much more attractive than most and pretend you too good for her! Implying women who don't look like supermodels are ugly is hilarious!

Oh, come on. There are far easier ways to get a Man-shaf—

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Also, I saw many eye witnesses comment on all our local news stations that covered this saying that the baby screamed herself to sleep.

Because she's trashy. That's why.

why would you want to take a 4-month-old into the pit at any concert, with or without breastfeeding them at the same time? that just seems like it would not be a good idea in any situation. in my experience, everyone is usually drinking and pushing people around. i would think it would be too loud for a baby. just…

You're our favorite sort of customer.

Not at all, servers and hosts love you for preferring a table and chairs, because 90% of assholes are all "I want a booooooth" "can we get a booth?" "are there any booths?"well there's a booth over there!" " "I want to wait for a booth"

It was unrelated to cell phones, but I had a guy order a soup & salad once, and requested they be brought out together. He eats the entire salad first. By the time he got around to his cup of clam chowder, it wasn't quite hot enough. Instead of letting me go reheat it, he spends 5 minutes insulting my intelligence and…

The wait staff wouldn't have to worry because if my own party made me wait to eat, I'd murder them all.

18 out of 45 customers asking to be re-seated sounds spot on from my own experience, yeah.

Again I say...

Ah the predictable wet-blanket, contrarian article. "There was nothing to see there folks, just a regular old soccer game." WHAT? YOU MEAN WE'RE IMPOSING THESE DRAMATIC STORYLINES ON A RANDOM ATHLETIC ENDEAVOR?

Yes, because all marketing studies have shown that discounting your signature items is a strategy for success. Perhaps it's about time to enroll in a few economic classes, or at the very least, read a book on business and marketing.

I doubt most people have a pleasant experience at Fridays.

Dear everyone who is going to purchase this, and not tip extra in proportion to the incredible number of refills you may ask for,

c. Good luck getting both or even either of those into the heads of the mass of customers TGI Friday's is probably going to be filled with.

I guarantee you they're going to be drinking water.