I'd normally root against Mexico as a proud murican, but him and Ochoa are awesome as hell.

He's like all the characters of Winnie the Pooh in one body.

I am serving again after a number of years of not doing so... I forgot how stupid and rude people are. Last night, I got a couple of idiots who rolled up and wanted to sit in a closed section that was just totally cleaned up. I told them no because, fuck that, I am not cleaning up extra stuff for you. The lady was…

I work in a mexican joint now. It's fucking amazing how badly people pronounce things. Ja-lap-pan-oh. Qua-sa-de-lo. Fa-Jai-Ta. Etc etc. Or people who don't know what a poblano is, etc. It is always, without fail, a hill billy person, or an Indian person. Both are 9/10 times stupid, rude, and don't tip well at…

Ray's Boathouse in Seattle has a cookbook out. There's an amusing anecdote in it about a guy who came in with his girlfriend and was putting on all sophisticated. When the waiter came along, the guy asked to speak to "the chandelier." The waiter had to think about it for a moment, but figured it out and went to get…

WORST BLUE CHEESE EVER.

was running drive thru long time ago, lady comes through and orders the number 2- $3.99. I tell her 'thank you, ma'm, that will be $41.19"

A longtime regular customer of mine had never had sushi before and decided to go all out. A team of three came to the table and made a show of laying out a whole range of stuff, including a sushi boat, condiments in an array of dipping bowls, and a small carafe with cups. Everything he'd ordered, none of which was…

jones has been a fucking stud

Howard's analysis has been shit. No surprise there.

Remember that time Howard told us Michael Bradley was "head and shoulders" the best American player? He's been absolutely invisible, when not turning the ball over.

Jermaine Jones, thankfully, has been excellent.

The second is brilliant, but it doesn't happen without Howard fucking up the first shot. I am not sure how you credit him with two brilliant saves

You can't argue, "what if the circumstances were different?" because they *were not*. The case is what it is. If it had been car troubles, or if it had been a better reason, we could argue the merits of it. But the case is what it is, and those are the merits we have to argue.

She acted really negligently and she should go to jail for a bit because her actions caused the deaths of two people. It's not mentionned here, but she didn't even have her hazard lights on, and left her car door open. She should never be allowed to have a driver's license ever again.

"both men remained on the field for some time"

I dunno, that dog seemed kinda cool

The people at this party are just like...everything I hate about everything...

congrats? it doesn't change the fact that the swiss are thoroughly mediocre and France is gonna get smashed in the next round

France beats up on some mediocre teams after squeaking in and now they're the truth? Loooool

It works both ways too. I am a man and in college I was working at a snack bar that served burgers, fries, soda, etc as part of the dining system. The manager was this very unfortunate looking girl who thought she was super hot and called all the male employees her "boy toys."