he's not removed from the league. He's suspended, and he's inevitably gonna appeal and probably win since the league literally just made a rule saying that people who did what he did get the axe for six games. The sole reason he got an indefinite suspension is the league came off soft the first time, and now is…

Not that it makes violence right, but I think it significantly changes the situation if she, say, took off her heel and clocked him in the face with it. That's a ways away from the sucker punch he did.

Claiming self defense is fine. What's baffling (more unbelievable really) is that the league wouldn't look into that via the video.

my god that's a lot of fat trashy people all in one place at the same time!

My mom's dog found a muskrat in the yard, and I thought had more or less killed it. I was tasked with disposing of it. It was still breathing, just barely, so I grabbed a log and I went over to it... and all the sudden the thing sprung to life and lunged at me so I freaked and whacked it with the log. And it…

How to not be an asshole: Buy two seats if you're anything close to Lindy Fat Fuck West in size

I can't really muster up the energy to care when the sideline reporter position is so utterly worthless.

Oh shocker, another recycled UFC hit piece. Can you guys please try writing something else besides bitching about the cards, Dan White, safety, etc

Strawberry, then chocolate. Throw away.

wayyyy won't someone think of the poor kikes?? Shouldn't we be nice and just let them conduct their genocide in peace?? :(

To be fair, Ohio State has at least been genuinely good over the past decade. ND's one good season was because they were finally able to capitalize on a shitty schedule... and promptly got dickstomped

lol are we talking about the cupcake schedule that was 2012... and just pretending alabama never happened?

It's fucking hilarious how unathletic baseball players are. Light job to first—OH MY GOD, I BLEW OUT MY KNEE TRIPPING!!!

those cutesy goals would either be illegal in gameplay for the stick/puck going higher than the bar.... or you'd get your head taken off. They're not really trying there.

can you guys just tag these stupid ass stories WHITE GUILT. i'm tired of reading the same shit

god that movie was fucking awesome

goalposts, moved!

Oh great, approved comments! I'm sure that won't make the echo chamber on Jezebel any worse! Thank goodness hacks like Kat Callahan are so open to dissenting opinions!

I think people are all too eager to yank out the pitchforks in these parts for any case no matter how little evidence there is. But when something's clear cut like this, and this brutal, throw the fucking book. You can't rehabilitate sickos like that. If you could, prison isn't the place for it. Let them rot.

Banquet is shit, but the rest of the list is actually good.