To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

Well, you have finally done it, Jezebel. You have turned me to #Team Pie. I never thought this day would come.

STAB IT WITH THE SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR IMMEDIATELY

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Nice try, but I have in fact donated both platelets and leukocytes in the past month as part of my “put good into the world so that it doesn’t end on 11/8" initiative.

Well, it would be a PEMGGOT, since he has Pulitzer, Emmy, Mcarthur Genius Grant, Grammy (potentially Oscar) and Tony.

Also Jeffrey+Ina are my marriage goals.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

My kid is Patty.

Our lil Daphne loves her Scooby-Doo.

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

“Underneath the Floorboards” was awesomely creepy but nothing beats “Look At Me” (from 2014, I think?)
I still think about that one.

God, dating in DC sucks.

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“We didn’t have an armoire.”

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

Let’s be clear about something...

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.