Wasn’t he the first to go in that movie?

Well, the Avatar always gets the girl.

Hey now... he got better!

After 26 years with Hamm, I would also probably argue that $1 billion wasn't enough.

Shhhhh.... don't tell Trump that!

Don’t forget to jack that pay to play up to $20k. Make it worth your while.

Thank you for the daily reminder.

Don't forget, women are bad with numbers. Just terrible. Absolutely terrible.

Two words: Twilight fanfiction.

Ok ABC. Just end the competition now, give Laurie the mirror ball trophy, and give us 8-10 weeks of Laurie and Val dancing for an hour.

I revistited some of the bible passages regarding the antichrist. I’m just saying... there are a lot of similarities there.

Well there goes our plan for the Jezebel trip to North Korea...

Rachel Maddow moderating the presidential debates is still my dream.

Where do I even start with the Faso ad: Faso's "oh silly spendthrift wives" schtick or his wife's winky wink implication she's still going to blow up the budget?

But which is the better feud?

Hmm... Kim vs. Taylor or Katy vs. Taylor. Discuss.

The new incarnation “Million Dollar Matchmaker” is on WE TV. Destin and Rachel are back from the original show after unceremoniously being let go, which they call a "brief hiatus." You can tell Rachel is actively not having any of Patti's nonsense anymore and it's terrific.

So, let's see. 1. He is just a sleazy, used car salesman of a guy as you would expect in real life. The political slime just oozes off him and 2. Leader on VAWA? He may have voted for the legislation but he was far from the leader in that regard.

I thought it sounded like America Ferrera.

Don't you dare even put that thought into the wild!!! Justin Truedeau is precious cargo!