“Why is this black person talking to me?”

“Wait wait wait, we’re educating black kids now? How long has this been going on and why didn’t anyone tell me” —Betsy DeVos

I read through your testimonial, and I hear you. . .but I’m going to spend the rest of my afternoon looking at photos of Cicely in that amazing outfit.

“Wells Fargo has a proud tradition of diversity and inclusion,” Wells Fargo spokesperson Tom Unger spokesman said in a statement to The Oregonian/OregonLive. “We are committed to treating all of our customers, team members and the diverse communities we serve with the utmost dignity and respect.”

Guys... Donald Trump Jr’s dick was so good he has Danity Kane members making songs about it.

I take it that’s TomatoFace’s 2000th burner account?

This will turn off none of his ‘fans’ because they LIKE this shit. They revel in the whole sleeping around. The people that love Trump and his family do so because its a shared fantasy - they live through him. If this slow witted simpleton can get TONS OF CASH AND HOT BABES maybe I too can make it one day and eat my…

Remember when we had a White House with a President and First Lady who seemed to genuinely love each other and basically every family in the adminstration seemed normal and healthy?

To be fair, Carrey painted Sarah Sanders as Sarah Sanders. Genetics and a lifetime of habitual lying made her a monster!

She looks pretty. Her head is a good shape, unlike mine, lol.

Literally the first thing I thought about was Get Out.

Bring Sarah over here. *pats tufted chaise*

I voted for President Obama twice and would have voted for him a third time if I could have had that privilege.

Now Sarah, in her egalitarian white feminism, simply wanted to inject her narrative into an article that had nothing to do with her. She wanted to discuss sexism in an article that was specifically about police brutality and black lives. She wasn’t necessarily being racist. She was exemplifying the white privilege…

This is how I always think of Steve Bannon

Palate cleanser...R.I.P. Chet...

He looks like a sad, disheveled vampire, lol.

Yup, a banjo playing the Benny Hill theme song.

Nothing wrong with believing in conspiracies. Just stop calling it the Illuminati. There’s no secret society. People are doing it right in front of you, on the record, with no shame.

Let’s go to the video tape!