probably i09 will

I think we're supposed to get like a gyro spinning meat stick imagery in our head?

Really it was the "her flipped he" that threw me off but now I'm thinking it's just the 3 cups of coffee and a Redbull I just slammed.

f-f-f-f-friiidaaay

I just want to state that Jamie Dornan is about 100 000 times sexier than Hugh Grant.

I'm disappointed her "inner goddess" wasn't a hologram situation.

The main problem (apart from being abusive TWILIGHT FANFICTION) is that they tried SO VERY HARD to make this a serious movie. A movie with gravitas AND fucking. I've seen trailers for war films that were more lighthearted. I bet if they had gone a little camp it would have still been abysmal but in a rowdy, drunk cult…

The lords work. You guys are doing the lords work.

Were yall able to masturbate during the movie or what

Me, too. Most recently, The Circle by Dave Eggers. What a piece of shit.

boi oi oi oi oing

GOD, REALLY?!? There wasn't enough subject matter for just the one?

Erin, you are doing God's work.

You have my sympathy for reading all of this drivel. I honestly tried, but I just couldn't do it. Less than 1/4 of the way in, I tapped out.

I have nothing original or earth-shattering to say. I just love Missy. Can't wait to hear something new from her.

Hold on a second:

"The fact is, it's a love story... that there's a little bit of kinky sex in there is an added bonus."

Me reading that line.

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure"

Wanted to get in early with this one:

If there's a heaven, then he just got summoned to redesign it.