not everyone us a Apple user !

Funny thing is its not even out for all iOS either... Right from their site: Fortnite DOES NOT support: iPhone 5S, 6, 6 Plus; iPad Air, Mini 2, Mini 3, iPod Touch. 

“Out for everyone” apparently doesn’t include Android users. >:(

Sweet incorrect headline!

“out now for everyone”

Wouldn’t everyone include android.... Maybe say for iOS users?

So by everyone you mean not everyone. Yay for misleading titles!

.except for android..

Nobody reads manuals because games don’t come with manuals anymore. I used to love buying a game, and then reading the manual on the bus/train home.

Back then, I read manuals on games that i don’t have, so i could imagine playing it...

Except when you were a kid and your mom took you to the mall and you bought a game and then for the next hour you would excitedly read the manual as she walked around and shopped for stuff.

How do these guys stay so clean? I swear, if I so much as glance at one of my projects my hands, face, and clothes are instantly covered in a thick layer of black sludge.

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

Reddit says no frame improvement is noticeable but an infinite arrow glitch is patched out.

I laughed way harder at that than I should have lmao

Maybe for some people the most joy in the game is found in the item collection.

Castle of the Winds I/II also tended to spawn a lot of windows from my recollection.

Have to go look and see if Habbo Hotel still exists.



I can’t believe it.

Post office sucks? Maybe you're doing something wrong. Ever sat at a UPS terminal for 45 minutes while they hunt down your package? 3 yellow slips on your door = "Haha, you're day is shot tomorrow."