‘Slave Bible’

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Between stuff like this and stealing elections I’m starting to think Republicans aren't really fans of this whole democracy thing.

or collect calls when you didnt have any change. himomcanyoupickmeupatthebusdepotdonthavechangethanksbye.

I always scroll past the tweets. I always hated the sound of trumps voice, but now I can’t even read his repulsive words. The man is toxic.

“I was elected to lead. Not to read.”

If Donald Trump were not president, Heather would be alive. Full stop.

Weird. I was waiting for Inhofe to mention Splinter by name in his comments.

every race has a term that was or is use to put them down but you don’t hear them say hey you can’t say that

Well I’m not gay, so it’s not my place to tell gay people what they should find acceptable to say, but if they want to go around calling each other the f word I’m fine with it. I’m not going to use it.

So what are the statutes of limitations on being a dickweed? As far as I can tell, this is the first professional/financial repercussions for KH’s idiotic “jokes” other than taking some guff and “addressing” it sometime in the past. (And where is the evidence of his having done this “addressing?”) I bet a dollar he…

actually, he was branded a racist when he took out a full-page ad calling for the death penalty for the Central Park Five - and when DNA evidence found them not guilty of rape, he still declared them guilty. and let’s not forget the birther-ism.

Somehow

Or they could be educating people on responsible pet ownership, running adoption drives to empty out shelters (like the ASPCA), funding neuter/spay programs for strays to reduce the feral population, etc but they’d rather be comparing hamburgers to slavery and cheese-eating  to rape.

Burn them all.

“Feed a fed Horse” so what, they promoting Horse diabetes, that’s much worse. 

Almonds are fine, and perhaps the most versatile nut, but the cashew is the best nut and I will accept no arguments in opposition (except maybe the macadamia nut, but they’re so goddamn expensive and hard to crack that I only have them a couple times a year).

Hi! Lifelong resident of NoVa/DC here and I think it’s worth noting that you’d have to live pretty far out (2 hrs, one way) to get reasonable housing costs. Maybe at some point in the past it was more reasonable, but if you want to commute in from 30 -60 min away, you will still be paying DC level prices, but with the…

Not to mention, making it financially difficult/impossible for staffers to live in DC keeps national politics a rich person’s game.

/This is my favorite version of Eric Trump. When he’s trying to copy Junior’s hand movements because he has no idea how to function. Alex Moffatt slays it.