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Heyyo!

I was crying from laughing so hard during the Spacelab sketch.  I thought that leaned into everyone’s particular strengths for that one sketch...

I would appreciate all of your support in making me the next Pope.

I watch his show fairly regularly because they frequently book interesting guests, but Maher is easily the worst part of his own show: he tells hacky political jokes and he often feels the need to derail conversation with his hot take. Example: Tim Gunn appeared on his show and was advocating for the high-fashion

It’s half the size of our Pittsford Wegman’s.

New Rule: anyone that was cool with the GOP inventing $2 trillion out of thin air for freebies for people with yachts that have tiny yachts inside doesn’t get to demand how we pay for people who need chemotherapy treatments.

The United States of Pork Roll

Bottomline, we don’t have the stones for the sort of war that would necessitate a secession.

You people downstate are goofy.

He looks good, plus men been wearing dress centuries before it was gender thing 

Uh that dress is probably comfortable af, which makes it extremely manly.

Well at least we can all agree that they’re both the worst. 

Wounded vets aren’t automatically good people. Civility should die. Actions are way more meaningful than words. Not that any of this really matters and its just another reaction to an outrage to a backlash to a god im tired.

So now we know what $113 million will buy these days.

I’d like to say “F—k you” to all the people who say voting is a waste of time.

How to Survive a Traumatic Incident

In which case, the Sharper Image should be forced by truth in advertising laws to change its name to the Weaker Chinline.

You know why conservatives and Republicans can never be comedians, because they always punch down and can't take a joke. Just pure garbage.