Oh, dude. Welcome to the Gettin’ Old Club.

Can people stop asking Jeff Flake for comment?

Helvetica? We don’t accept those wussy foreign fonts.

Literally no one cares as much about the Clintons as these idiots do.

Over under 4 different maga hats at the bombers house?

Great. We’re not just living in the worst timeline, but also living in the worst modern Batman movie.

As someone knocking on 40 and a Mrs. of similar age, most of the comments we get are from people that are just socially awkward enough to not know how to handle themselves when a norm is not followed. It is even worse for the Mrs., and even worse when the offender is a woman over 65.

What? He was a racist, slave trader, and leader of the KKK? I had NO idea!

Uh, no.

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Correction: The Article needs to be titled: Democrats control states that make all the money that go to shithole states to live off while those same assholes thumb their noses at them. I wish they would secede then we’d see how self sufficient these lowlife takers would be

Many toddlers are actually bags of poo.

What’s the best activity to do as an old person/parent that was miserable when you were young and hip?

God, I hope she wins and then gets to push the button to blow up Stone Mountain.

Treehouse of Horror didn’t start until the second season of The Simpsons, and that’s why this is not their 30th. Their 666th episode is next season.

The problem this year was headlines in our region screamed that flu cases were already ramping up late-September, so I got the vaccine early October. Now I’m going to be flipping my shit by March because no one can seem to agree on how much protection declines in 6 months.

The flu isn’t caused by bacteria, dipshit, it’s caused by a virus. The real issue is doctors prescribing antibiotics for flu symptoms. Talk to your doctor about overprescription of antibiotics and get a flu shot while you’re there. https://cddep.org/blog/posts/want_help_fight_antibiotic_resistance_winter_get_flu_shot/

Why? They have tried polite for many years, this is for the selfish assholes who need to listen up. If that does not include you then see plenty of other politely asking articles and facts out there.

I’m judging you.  Moron.

This is an excellent headline.